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Microsoft
Purchases Evil From Satan
Redmond, WA - Microsoft in a recent all cash deal
has purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion.
"We've been after Satan for some time,"
said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations
were tough but I think both Microsoft and the Prince
of Darkness are happy with this deal."
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